All I can say is.... if I saw my husband wearing any of these... I'd probably laugh myself to death! No lie. I mean seriously, stare at these shorts, then stare at your mate and picture him (or her) in a pair of these. I picture my husband in the red ones on the far right, probably with a pair of sweat socks on and some sandals with a torn tank top. Ok, I'm laughing so hard now I'm crying... so imagine if he were to really dress like that in real life.... DEAD!